やあこんばんは
歌を詠むジュドーさんだよ
6月4日からついに川柳イベントが始まったね！
ドラテンの「あるある」を詠む素敵なイベント
もちろんジュドーさんも参加することにしたよ
でも川柳なんて言われてもすぐには思いつかない…。
川柳は五・七・五で構成されてて、俳句と違って季語は必要ない
ジュドーさんの知識はその程度のもの
さらに「ドラテンあるある」という縛りがある…。
とりあえず「あるある」なシチュエーションでいくつか考えたけど
どれもパッとしない
川柳を作らせたら右に出る者はいない、一流のプロ川柳ニスト（※）たるジュドーさんはデビュー初日で早くもスランプに陥ってしまった これは大変なことだよ
（※ せんりゅうにすと。川柳を詠む人のこと。プロ川柳ニストは世界に一人しかいない）
スランプに陥ったジュドーさんは発想を外に向けることにした
聞けばあの松尾芭蕉は、かの有名な「奥の細道」にて
たくさんの俳句を詠みながら旅をしたという
そうだ、ワイも旅に出よう。
こうしてジュドーさんの旅が始まったのである
すべては最高の川柳のために
旅路その１ 捨てられた城
エルトナ大陸 夢幻の森からたどり着けるこのエリア
その名の通り、全体的に荒廃しておりなんとも物悲しいエリアだよ
このような場所には物の怪が住み着くこともエリア中央、御殿は肝試しにぴったりの不気味なスポット
ジュドーさんは夏の公式の肝試しイベントで勝手にオバケ役をして
人々を怖がらせていたよ
むむむ、降りてきたぞ、川柳の神が
①出たオバケ！ なんだアンタか ジュドーさん
ムムッこれはいいぞ
個人名を使用していいのかはさておき、旅に出なければ絶対に作れなかった川柳だ
旅の効果、出てますねえ！
なんだか気持ちまで芭蕉のようになってきた（足袋も履いてるし）ところで
次のエリアに行くことにしたよ
旅路その２ ゲルト海峡
次はオーグリード大陸！
やはり印象的なのはバンジーができるここ、ゲルト海峡だよね。
何でもやりゃいいってもんじゃないんだよところでみんなバンジーはやったことあるかな？
ジュドーさんは学生時代友達に誘われたけど本当に怖くて
「バンジーをやるやつはリスク管理が出来てない愚かなやつ。賢者は、飛ばない」
などと見苦しい言い訳を必死にした結果、しばらくの間現実であだ名が賢者になった記憶があるよ（飛ばずには済んだよ）
むむむ、降りてきたぞ、川柳の神が
②待ちたまえ ワイの紐だけ 妙に長い
きてる…！天啓…！！
さあ次だ次！
旅路その３ ジュレットの街
ジュレットの町にいってみたよ
ジュドーブログはCERO:Aおっと、これはすごい場所だね
なぜだかわからないけど密着している男女がとても多い
ジュドーさんも真似してエル子ちゃんに密着してみたけど、ルーラでソーシャルディスタンスを保たれた
感染対策がすばらしい 好感が持てる町だよね
それにしても、皆積極的にコミュニケーションをとっているね
ムムッ またも降りてきたぞ
③このかおり 使っているね？ あのリンス
うん、うん…。なるほど、うん。このぐうかわフレンドが使っているのはもちろんラックス スーパーリッチ。
でもさすがにそのまま書けないのであのリンスと濁しておこう
う～ん、やはり芭蕉は偉大だった
彼の足跡を辿ることで、ジュドーさんにもアイデアの泉が生まれたよ
川柳に応募したい皆は旅に出てみるといい
きっと自分が求める”何か”を見つけることができるはずさ
あるあるでも何でもないのマジ笑うw
クソワロタwwwwww
ほんとやんけwwwww
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ジュドーさんだいすき
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